Oct. 27, 2015 2:23 p.m.

Today we announced the first set of teaser talks, put training on sale (remember half the training seats are free too!), and read the terrible news of the misfortune that befell our Kiwicon sheep (circa Kiwicon 5 - Kiwicon 7) at the hands of the GUBMINT. We're very pleased that we managed to save enough over the years to purchase our very own model sheep new (its the most expensive thing on the Kiwicon Heavy Industries asset register) so we don't have to share with the perverts at MBIE. 

Ticket sales are past 50%, with 766/1400 sold. Don't delay - call in a CyberMASH helicopter to get you to the ticket cart before they bleed out.